Aug 16 2007Jessica Biel to Reveal Breasts, Butt
Page Six is reporting that Jessica Biel, who recently teased fans of voluptuous yet athletic women in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, will reveal two of the three female regions males most covet in Powder Blue. A source said Biel "signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see--including shots of her breasts and butt." Apparently there's also some kind of plot with a terminally ill kid and Forest Whitaker, but hopefully that won't detract too much from the glimpse of nipples.
UPDATE: I have fixed my spelling of Jessica Biel in the title, which was previously Bield.
Biel's Going Bare [NY Post]
Reader Comments
1. Halo - August 16, 2007 2:11 PM
Praise Jesus!
Sounds like a movie I can secretly convince the GF to go see with me. Then, surprise! Perfect boobies!
2. ryan smith - August 16, 2007 2:15 PM
Bield?
3. Bryan - August 16, 2007 2:27 PM
Oh sweet, sweet happy day!
4. masterless - August 16, 2007 2:35 PM
I hope this starts a trend with my other favorite Jessica's...Alba and Simpson. Cant wait!
5. Cheap television - August 16, 2007 2:56 PM
ha ha the producers probably know the films going to be crap or too girly so they are trying to throw 2 seconds of boobs to get blokes to sit through 2 hours of rubbish
6. Gavo - August 16, 2007 6:13 PM
Well they have won me over I will gadly sit through 2 hours of rubbish to see them!
7. masterless - August 16, 2007 6:24 PM
^agreed
8. papa bear - August 16, 2007 6:33 PM
@#6 when I read the story on this last night I was thinking the same exact thing. Powder Blue could make Plan 9 look like Citizen Kane and I'll still pony up the $11 to see it...
...I'll just make sure to not wear sweatpants that day. :p
9. egan - August 16, 2007 6:43 PM
When you hear about this kind of stuff before the movie is even made, it's usually a publicity stunt, but Forrest Whittaker is a real serious actor who tries to do only important or arty flicks, so I think it's possible this movie will require more than just a teaser from Jessica. Let's hope.
10. Pedro - August 16, 2007 11:39 PM
I think my boner will last until I see the movie.
11. LeonIncogntio - August 17, 2007 1:00 AM
The Lord has deliverith!
12. RickO - August 17, 2007 2:36 AM
RADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
13. Jesse - August 19, 2007 12:39 AM
In the words of the famous Al Bundy "Boobies Boobies!!!!!!!!" I hope it's sappy enough to convince my girlfriend to see.
14. SWITCH™ - August 19, 2007 12:43 PM
oh happy day.
15. tom - August 25, 2007 6:35 AM
I've been saving up all of my hardons for months in case this happened. Time to cash in!
16. Mr. T - September 19, 2007 11:21 AM
I dont care if the movie gets worse ratings than Gigli, I for one will be there opening night....Shes pretty smart ya know, giving us a quick taste of what could be on Chuck and Larry then going right to a nude scene after...very clever.
P.S. Thank you, God..
17. LG Scarlet - May 10, 2008 6:05 PM
I still havent' seen chuck and larry... i'm going to go rent it now
18. David Chutlashvili - June 24, 2009 11:17 AM
Jessica Biel ist… Und die meisten bekannten Schauspielerinnen sind auch gar nicht besser, als sie.
Sie zieht sich immer noch selten komplett aus, und mir kommt es so vor, dass sie noch leider nicht ganz frei ist. Aber es ist ausgezeichnet und menschlich, keine Scham zu haben! Liebt sie alle, die gut und attraktiv für sie sind? Wenn es nicht so ist, warum sind alle, die gut sind, unattraktiv z. B. für sie? Das alles verstehe ich nicht.