Aug 16 2007Jessica Biel to Reveal Breasts, Butt
Page Six is reporting that Jessica Biel, who recently teased fans of voluptuous yet athletic women in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, will reveal two of the three female regions males most covet in Powder Blue. A source said Biel "signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see--including shots of her breasts and butt." Apparently there's also some kind of plot with a terminally ill kid and Forest Whitaker, but hopefully that won't detract too much from the glimpse of nipples.
UPDATE: I have fixed my spelling of Jessica Biel in the title, which was previously Bield.
Biel's Going Bare [NY Post]
Reader Comments
1. Halo - August 16, 2007 2:11 PM
Praise Jesus!
Sounds like a movie I can secretly convince the GF to go see with me. Then, surprise! Perfect boobies!
2. ryan smith - August 16, 2007 2:15 PM
Bield?
3. Bryan - August 16, 2007 2:27 PM
Oh sweet, sweet happy day!
4. masterless - August 16, 2007 2:35 PM
I hope this starts a trend with my other favorite Jessica's...Alba and Simpson. Cant wait!
5. Cheap television - August 16, 2007 2:56 PM
ha ha the producers probably know the films going to be crap or too girly so they are trying to throw 2 seconds of boobs to get blokes to sit through 2 hours of rubbish
6. Gavo - August 16, 2007 6:13 PM
Well they have won me over I will gadly sit through 2 hours of rubbish to see them!
7. masterless - August 16, 2007 6:24 PM
^agreed
8. papa bear - August 16, 2007 6:33 PM
@#6 when I read the story on this last night I was thinking the same exact thing. Powder Blue could make Plan 9 look like Citizen Kane and I'll still pony up the $11 to see it...
...I'll just make sure to not wear sweatpants that day. :p
9. egan - August 16, 2007 6:43 PM
When you hear about this kind of stuff before the movie is even made, it's usually a publicity stunt, but Forrest Whittaker is a real serious actor who tries to do only important or arty flicks, so I think it's possible this movie will require more than just a teaser from Jessica. Let's hope.
10. Pedro - August 16, 2007 11:39 PM
I think my boner will last until I see the movie.
11. LeonIncogntio - August 17, 2007 1:00 AM
The Lord has deliverith!
12. RickO - August 17, 2007 2:36 AM
RADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
13. Jesse - August 19, 2007 12:39 AM
In the words of the famous Al Bundy "Boobies Boobies!!!!!!!!" I hope it's sappy enough to convince my girlfriend to see.
14. SWITCH™ - August 19, 2007 12:43 PM
oh happy day.
15. tom - August 25, 2007 6:35 AM
I've been saving up all of my hardons for months in case this happened. Time to cash in!
16. Mr. T - September 19, 2007 11:21 AM
I dont care if the movie gets worse ratings than Gigli, I for one will be there opening night....Shes pretty smart ya know, giving us a quick taste of what could be on Chuck and Larry then going right to a nude scene after...very clever.
P.S. Thank you, God..
17. LG Scarlet - May 10, 2008 6:05 PM
I still havent' seen chuck and larry... i'm going to go rent it now