Aug 7 2007Jennifer Connelly (et al.) Not That Into You
Jennifer Connelly has joined Kevin Connolly, Bradley Cooper, Justin Long and Ginnifer Goodwin in negotiations to star with Drew Barrymore in what sounds like an absolutely terrible movie. The terrible writers of Never Been Kissed have adapted the book He's Just Not That Into You, written by the terrible writers of Sex and the City, into what they're calling--honest to god--a "Traffic of comedy." Yes, someone finally had the vision to get rid of all the drug trafficking nonsense in the Best Picture nominee and infuse it with that patented Sex and the City wittiness that makes the show unwatchable unless you're actually living their life.
I apologize if you're really into Sex and the City and you take offense to this, but I thought it would be more offensive to actually assume someone likes Sex and the City.
Reader Comments
1. Derek - August 7, 2007 4:54 PM
Yes, you assumed correctly.
2. giromide - August 7, 2007 5:46 PM
Bart Simpson is right. If you watch Sex and the City in the context of the four main characters being gay men, and tweak a few details to match that context, the show makes a lot more sense. It doesn't make it more watchable, but, hey, they can't all be winners.
3. Lisa - August 7, 2007 6:16 PM
That book makes me so f*cking angry!!
I'm sorry, that was a little leftover rage from my bookselling days; I worked at Chapters when Oprah gave this book two chubby thumbs up (almost said 'two chubbies'..) and the chaos that ensued was a mindnumbing.
4. Diego - August 7, 2007 7:48 PM
To put a woman as gorgeous as Jennifer Connelly in tripe like this?
What a waste of one of Hollywood's finest pairs of breasts.
5. TetterkeT - August 7, 2007 7:56 PM
I once fucked a girl while she watched Sex and The City -- it was like I wasn't even there. *sniff* :(
6. wordnugz - August 7, 2007 7:57 PM
sissy
7. OperationGericht - August 7, 2007 8:45 PM
Sex and the City - Terrible.
Sex with Jennifer Connelly -Wonderful
8. SuperStoned420 - August 8, 2007 8:41 PM
Words can't describe how much i want to screw Jennifer Connelly. All guys can relate. except for gay guys, although i'm sure they'd like to do her make up or something.