Aug 13 2007Iron Man Punches Ground

bet this will flop

Iron Man Connected with Bridge Collapse
AP
Hennepin County, MO - Officials are seeking Iron Man for his possible connection with the collapse of the I-35W bridge in Minneapolis. Authorities became suspicious with recent damage to roadways for publicity shots for Iron Man's upcoming movie started sharply increasing in recent weeks.

"We're well aware that Iron Man has long been an amateur jackhammer, and so long as he repaved the area, we were fine with the willful destruction of public property. This, however, is totally different and unacceptable", said Sheriff Justin Hammer. "We had initially suspected War Machine, but at the time of the collapse he had been pulled over for driving a Mercedes while black."

When reached for comment, War Hammer remarked, "Motherf**king crackers want to keep me down!"

Iron Man is also wanted for questioning for his role in making all those damned potholes on my street.

lol @ #2

This movie is gonna kick ass. I'm not expecting a citizen kane or anything but it couldn't be any worse the FF4-2.

plastic man. lol i hope they fix how he looks in the movie..

I think I am going to sue Marvel, because they are constantly creating characters that literally destroy everything and make my tax dollars disappear like a donut in a fat camp.

this image does nothing for me... except bring down my expectations. Something is off, he's too skinny or something. Kinda looks like a power ranger...

Iron Man is punching-mad about his male pattern baldness.

he's superglued his fist and can't get up.

Iron man would get his ass handed to him by titanium man or aluminum man. Just saying.

Can opener anyone?

it looks like a boss in power rangers ,,,, i hope they make him more aggresive and metal lookin

terrible pic, looks so fake. will they ever get people to make movies that have talent? or at least some common sense. if they ruin this movie i will never watch another one of their movies.

Well i love marvel literetly.my wall is covered with marvel.i have the hulk buster ironman mark 2 toy.THATS KICK ASS
ANYWAY THIS MOVIES GONNA KICK ASS ALRIGHT
IM OUT

get a life 13. i agree with u 3,6,9,10,11,&12.
marvel is running out of superheroes but won't quit making more crappy movies. spider-man 1 was good and so were the x-men until the 3rd one came out.

were all the BLACK super heroes at!??! Black Panther, Luke Cage. i'm jist askin'.

Where are the black superheroes? Have you not watched Blade, blade II, and Blade III? Those are Marvel characters, the movies were pretty good (first was awesome, and the last was actually watchable). I'm not trying to say that more aren't justified, but that's a hell of a good start.

What they should do next is a Power Man and Iron Fist movie. Make it like the old school Heroes for Hire and I'm sold. I don't really care what race a character is in a frigging comic book but come on, Power man kicks major ass. 'Nuff said.

Hahahahaha, funniest comments ever.

Man! Me and Iron Man are alike.............. I hate roads tooo!!!!

i forgot about the blade movies. and they don't really con't sense he really isn't a black MAN (he's half vampire isn't he).

and iwould loooove to see a movie when power man and iron fist movie. and power man does kick MAJOR @$$!

who's iron man gonna fight? the government? i hope it isn't like that s%@*&y hulk movie were he doesn't have anyone to fight 'cept the government

Mynameisanameinabook, iron man, me have 1 thing in common. I HATE ROADS TOO! AND STUPID @$$ DRIVERS!!!!!!!!

NEGATIVE POWER RANGER DESTROYED!!!!!!!!