Aug 6 2007Indiana Jones IV Teaser Poster
Possible interpretations of the new Indiana Jones IV teaser poster:
1) Indiana Jones's storage company is really shitty, so much so that rather than place his belongings in a crate they just balance them precariously on the corner.
2) Indiana Jones owns a crate, which he also dresses as himself.
3) The part of Indiana Jones is now being played by a large wooden crate.
4) Indiana Jones is starting his own line of signature fedoras and whips along the lines of the popular "Property of (Sports Team)" t-shirts.
5) Carmen Sandiego is now into the BDSM scene, is a male, and is back.
6) A befuddled old Harrison Ford trapped himself in a box.
Reader Comments
1. Bill Frist - August 6, 2007 11:13 AM
FRIST!
2. Uruwai - August 6, 2007 11:23 AM
geee!!!
Second, by a hair and a half.
3. Uruwai - August 6, 2007 11:26 AM
now that we got over the first-and-second-thingie, I´m really looking forward to this continuation.
I only hope they don´t destroy good ´ol Indy with a stupid subpar sequel.
Although the bar is quite low already... the last one was such a crap that only having Sean Connery in it could have made it worse.
4. drbendy - August 6, 2007 11:36 AM
Surely that shard of shit can not be labelled first as he can't even spell it, you will never be first for anything, except perhaps for a govermental sterilisation programme.
5. Bobby - August 6, 2007 2:15 PM
I'll guess #3 or #6. That's a sturdy looking crate.
6. Rob - August 6, 2007 5:07 PM
If the poster is real then this one has to do with the Ark of the Covenant again. That's the # put on the box before it is wheeled into the warehouse. Yes, I know it is ridiculous that I know this.
7. Society - August 7, 2007 2:16 AM
Rob is right. When this image first appeared on indianajones.com a few weeks ago, if you typed in that number as a url (www.9906573.com) it took you to another page with a single link on it. Clicking that link took you to the wikipedia entry for The Ark of the Covenant. The url went down about 2 weeks ago.
8. papaDIMAS - March 11, 2008 6:49 AM
Since mr.spielrock notice that mr.ford is an old hunk, blend it with a joyride action with lots of amazing CGI and redlines of the prequel trilogy.. Well, it's better not hope 2much since indy's tv chronicles shades a different path. Best worth waiting.