Indiana Jones IV Teaser Poster
August 6, 2007 Comments

Possible interpretations of the new Indiana Jones IV teaser poster:
1) Indiana Jones's storage company is really shitty, so much so that rather than place his belongings in a crate they just balance them precariously on the corner.
2) Indiana Jones owns a crate, which he also dresses as himself.
3) The part of Indiana Jones is now being played by a large wooden crate.
4) Indiana Jones is starting his own line of signature fedoras and whips along the lines of the popular "Property of (Sports Team)" t-shirts.
5) Carmen Sandiego is now into the BDSM scene, is a male, and is back.
6) A befuddled old Harrison Ford trapped himself in a box.
