August 12, 2007 - August 18, 2007 Archives
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A ton of new production photos from The Dark Knight have been leaked and they look pretty exciting. You can view them all after the jump, but some might contain spoilers so be warned. And I don't want to ruin anything for you, but I have it on pretty good authority that The Jok... / Continue →
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The teaser trailer for Harold and Kumar 2 is online, and the plot outline is that they're running from authorities who suspect them of being terrorists after they try to sneak a bong on board their flight to Amsterdam. Sound stupid? Of course. But who cares, because Doogie Hows... / Continue →
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Some photos have turned up of Anna Faris filming the comedy House Bunny, in which she actress plays a Playboy Bunny booted from the Playboy Mansion only to become the house mother to a lame sorority. Now it's time to decide what's funniest about this image! 1. Anna Faris's goo... / Continue →
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With Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, writer/producer Judd Apatow and star John C. Reilly have somehow made both an intentional parody of Walk the Line and an unintentional parody of Will Ferrell, and it sadly doesn't even look that funny outside of the cameos. But with an amazi... / Continue →
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Here's a new shot from Saw IV, the latest entry to the rapidly declining series. I really have no idea why they keep making these. Oh wait, yeah I do: Producer: I need more money. Could we make another Saw? Writer: Well, I have absolutely no ideas for a plot, as I think was pr... / Continue →
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Page Six is reporting that Jessica Biel, who recently teased fans of voluptuous yet athletic women in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, will reveal two of the three female regions males most covet in Powder Blue. A source said Biel "signed a contract that explicitly details ... / Continue →
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How excited am I about Wes Anderson's latest, The Darjeeling Limited? Enough that this short, unrevealing, over-compressed footage of Adrien Brody getting driving directions for a motorcycle still gives me goosebumps. Though some have complained the goosebumps are overly-styliz... / Continue →
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USA Today has a new shot of Timothy Olyphant as Agent 47 in the upcoming Hitman movie. And wow does he look weird. I know Agent 47 is supposed to be a laboratory-manufactured assassin, but it looks like they hired a goblin to play him. A goblin with the world's tiniest head. A ... / Continue →
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Statham and Action Man, both covered in a fine moss. If you haven't been following along, let me catch you up on what's currently known about the in-development G.I. Joe movie: - Producers want The Mummy/The Mummy Returns Stephen Sommers to direct, meaning they must have never... / Continue →
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I figured Steve Carell would eventually find his way onto the tame, boring romantic comedy scene, but I had hoped we'd get at least one more 40-Year-Old Virgin out of him before that time arrived. Now it seems it may be too late, as I fear Dan in Real Life is the giant meteor s... / Continue →
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Upon first inspection, I thought this movie was called The Truth Can Be Adjusted and was billing the unknown Michael Clayton over star George Clooney for some reason. It turned out I was completely wrong about all of that; Michael Clayton is the title and "The Truth Can Be Adju... / Continue →
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In Pathology, Milo Ventimiglia plays an intern just starting at University Hospital in Philadelphia. Sounds nice, right? So you'd think! Except that, like at many hospitals, his colleagues are taking turns trying to commit the perfect murder while the rest of the group tries to... / Continue →
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Since the announcement they were coming, I completely forgot that new chapters R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet have finally been released and are available online! IFC's site has the 12 original episodes, a 12.5 recap, 13-15 of the 22, and a who's who character map to help rem... / Continue →
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Following their negative review of Postal, Wired has posted a series of email exchanges with Uwe Boll that indicate the terrible director of the comedy is either getting crazier or slightly saner. The poorly-written emails include such choice quotes as... you are a untalented ... / Continue →
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The vanishing balloon is symbolic of the expendability of wives. Here's the poster to Grace is Gone, in which John Cusack gives a touching performance as a father whose wife has just been killed in the Iraq war. Unsure of how to tell his children, he takes them on a road-trip t... / Continue →
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Following up on the earlier rumor that Sam Raimi might be taking over to helm The Hobbit, IESB is reporting Peter Jackson is finally settling disputes with New Line and has stepped on board to produce, putting Raimi in the director's seat. I will be starting the line for ticket... / Continue →
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Like Tyler Perry's version of Alan Alda's The Four Seasons, Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married? takes us through the the tribulations of marriage and vacationing like only Tyler Perry can: in the third-person possessive. Like everything Tyler Perry touches, Tyler Perry's trail... / Continue →
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A scooper for SlashFilm sent in an MPAA title registration report that reveals LucasFilm has registered six Indiana Jones titles in the database, meaning one of these will more than likely be the title of the fourth chapter of the series. Those titles are: - Indiana Jones and ... / Continue →
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Showing off the suit in a new still for the upcoming film, Iron Man demonstrates his utter disregard for our nation's roadways as he stares us down while punching a hole in the concrete. What an a-hole. Latest Iron Man Movie Image [Advanced Iron]... / Continue →
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After realizing there's a starting lack of young, fat, black actors in Hollywood,* and not wanting to cast Anthony Anderson, producers for the Notorious B.I.G. biopic are looking out to homes and Wendy's across America in search of the perfect Biggie. If you have the look, the ... / Continue →
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Merv Griffin, renowned talk show host and creator of Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, has died of prostate cancer at the age of 82. The always-respectful organization TMZ, best known for capturing starlets' vaginas as they exit vehicles, was quick to create the touching eulogy a... / Continue →
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This television news may not be particularly relevant to those over ten, but Matt Damon will be playing himself as some sort of furry mammal with bangs on the September 3rd episode of the PBS series Arthur. I thought it was worth mentioning how f***ing creepy he looks, particul... / Continue →
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Universal Pictures has begun casting for Jurassic Park IV, which is set to start filming in Kauai, Hawaii later this year. Laura Dern confirmed she'll be returning as Dr. Ellie Sattler, though Sam Neill will not be returning. Curious why? Maybe it's because the plot of this one... / Continue →
