Jul 17 2007Warlocks Hate Period: Dynamite Warriors Trailer

As I've often pointed out, few things in life are as awesomely ridiculous as Thai action flicks. Dynamite Warrior comes from the same country and the same choreographer as Ong Bak and The Protector, so my hopes that it could turn out as awesome as a guy throwing a baby elephant may not be unfounded.

Here's the actual synopsis from Apple, because no smart ass commentary from yours truly could ever be as good as the real deal on this one:

Set in rural Thailand during the 1920s Dan Chupong (Born To Fight) plays Jone Bang Fai a young man riddled with grief and bent on revenge after witnessing his parents’ murder by a callous and malicious killer. The only information Jone has as to the killer’s identity is the memory of a tattoo-covered man who is part of an organized group of cattle rustlers. Jone makes it his mission to stop all cattle rustlers and in the process return each head of cattle back to its rightful owner. After searching the country high and low, Jone finally believes he has found the murderer in a small rural village in the North of Thailand. To Jone’s dismay he learns that the killer is in fact a warlock of immense power, a nearly invincible mystical man who is trying to control the whole village. His one weakness? He can be harmed only by weapons that have been treated with the menstrual blood of a young virgin. Armed with this knowledge and a few hundred highly charged rockets (and a dash of menstrual blood), our intrepid hero goes up against one of the most dangerous men to have ever walked the Earth.

Wow.

Reader Comments

this sounds like a really crazy acid trip i had one time. i think i might sue.

And now we know how young Mr. Potter will defeat Voldemort. Or is that exclusive to fat warlocks and fat warlocks alone?

"you got hemo blood on me"

anyone?

"you got hemo blood on me"

anyone?

Wow. This started out fairly normal, and just got steadily crazier. What the he!!. How do you transition from revenge against all cattle rustlers, to a f***ing warlock, to menstrual blood?

maybe the jone is hoping to give the warlock the hiv?

It sounds like it could be the greatest movie of all time.

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