Two New Shots from John Rambo

July 18, 2007 Comments

It's been a while since we've heard from our favorite shell-shocked, headbanded war hero, John Rambo. He's got a self-titled fourth film coming out next year, so what's he been up to? Well, as these new shots show us, mostly just shooting a bow and arrow at mermaids, but occasionally breaking up the monotony by confusing a live snake and a wooden dowel for the aforementioned bow and arrow. In other words: madness!

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