Troll Suspicions Confirmed
July 23, 2007 Comments
Last week I brought you news of a Troll remake. This is what I said:
Well, first they'd replace the random B-listers like Sonny Bono, and the troll would probably end up being played by Eva Longoria. Then they'd take out the awesome lo-fi effects and replace it with CGI. And instead of something disturbing and hilarious, you'll get a mediocre video game.
Now comes the official press release regarding the remake:
Buechler has signed on to remake his cult classic film, which they hope will also launch a new animated television series and line of toys. The new film will likely be more family friendly, and done on a much larger scale with digital effects. The producers claim they are in talks with some “major A list talent”, and that director Buechler would also like to reunite the cast in cameo roles.
Kneel before me, I can predict the future! I'm like a God that doesn't judge you for masturbating!