Jul 19 2007The Coreys Are Still Acting
In a clip faker than a hooker's orgasm (though the crying is usually genuine), Corey Feldman tells Corey Haim about the Lost Boys sequel and that he's not going to be in it. If it were anyone else, I'd say "Buck up, kid, you dodged a bullet on this one, trust me." But even a crappy, direct-to-DVD movie directed by a guy named "PJ" is better than playing on a Casio keyboard and listfully staring out the window.
No word on whether the Sax Man will be back for part 2. I'd rent it for that.
Reader Comments
1. joflo - July 19, 2007 3:39 PM
what the hell? why were there cameras that just happened to be rolling at that moment? are either of these two actually important enough to have their own reality show?
2. Fuquan - July 19, 2007 3:49 PM
For all of you that doubt the directing and writing prowess of PJ Pesce don't forget that he matured his writing and directing skills on the animated series The Adventures of Chico and Guapo. I know that millions of you tuned in to that beloved laughable racist riot, so don't act like the guy can't direct...or write.
P.S. - While writing this I have one hand on the mouse, another on my rod and my feet in a bowl of potato salad.
3. the chief - July 19, 2007 3:49 PM
possible reasons why corey haim keeps licking his lips:
1. considering eating rival feldman
2. fondly recalling when he used to be an even huger whale, and what a delicious time in his life that was
these are the only two possibilities
4. Fuquan - July 19, 2007 3:52 PM
BTW, you know it is the sign of the apocalypse when Corey Feldman is the rock and the voice of calm and reason in that friendship designed by Satan.
That's right, I capitalized the big red man's name. RESPECT!
5. Mr Furious - July 19, 2007 4:30 PM
God, that Sax MAn clip is embarrassing to watch. To think that I once thought that was a good movie...
Fakest. Concert. Ever.
6. masterless - July 19, 2007 4:51 PM
Whats up with the editing at the end of the sappy clip? Oh ya, they couldnt get the scene right. cut..take 2!
7. travors - July 19, 2007 6:30 PM
The Lost boys was and is a utter genius!
"Join us Michael, beeee one of us".
Legend.
Sax man Rooooooooocks!!!!!
He sure did sweat a lot though, maybe 80s deodorant wasn't so effective.
8. Mexrad - July 20, 2007 7:22 AM
It's said that every time the SaxMan clip gets played, Joel Shmuckmaker coughs like they'res a pube in the back of his throat. Weird.
9. Mr Furious - July 20, 2007 2:26 PM
Waitasec—Joel Schumacher? That explains everything.
10. cd - July 21, 2007 11:14 AM
i remember that scene in surreal life where he said he was a vegetarian for moral reasons because he was against cruelty for animals. the girls laughs and points to his feet and says, "but you're wearing leather shoes" he didn't get it...flew right over his head. the guy is an idiot and it is pretty sad that he comes off as the more sane one in this clip.
11. Aaron - July 25, 2007 11:09 PM
gayest thing ive ever seen except for 2 dudes fucking