Star Trek XI: Nimoy In, Shatner Out

July 11, 2007 Comments

In this clip, William Shatner explains that Leonard Nimoy has seen the script and will be in Star Trek XI, with the former Vulcan claiming there's no part for Shatner. I suppose it's only fair, considering Shatner has an Emmy, a Golden Globe, and a steady gig at Priceline, while Nimoy has this.

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