Jul 6 2007Shoot 'Em Up Trailer: Tits, Fire, and Motley Crüe
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Shoot 'Em Up stars Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, and Monica Bigtitserino, looks like a cross between Snatch and Smokin' Aces, and was written and directed by Michael Davis, a dude I've never really heard of before. I'll be honest, the trailer looks promising. It reminds me of the day when action movies, even the shitty ones, had over the top bad guys, awesome one liners, and of course plenty of tits and fire. This was before people like Jerry Bruckheimer replaced these things with inane plot twists, talking animals, and Nic Cage.
After at least half a decade of piece of shit, PG-13, Paul Walker vehicles*, perhaps this is a return to form? Let's hope so. But I also remember thinking the Independence Day trailer looked awesome, so who knows.
*From Encyclopedia of Stuff Vince Hates, Volume P
Reader Comments
1. JumpinJ - July 6, 2007 12:05 PM
This looks good? You're kidding, right? This is beyond silly. At least Roger Moore as Bond was silly but knew it was silly. And way too little cleavage. Prioritize, people!!!
2. Vince - July 6, 2007 12:23 PM
I chuckled a few times during the trailer and it's got a great cast. I think it looks promising, but I'm certainly open to the possibility that it could suck.
3. Society - July 6, 2007 12:38 PM
maybe that's because Independence Day WAS awesome.
4. Kid Braggart - July 6, 2007 1:36 PM
Nice goin', pops! Are you too strung out on Rye and whippets to read your own website's posts?
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/06/shoot_em_up.php
Keep talking about how rippling your biceps are and all those supermodels you're sleeping with. Hilarious stuff!
On a more professional note, if I pay you, can you give me a tutorial in Photoshop? I was thinking of pasting my face on a dude totally having sex with a hot chick and I couldn't figure out how.
5. Vince - July 6, 2007 2:05 PM
Answer to first question: Obviously, yes. Answer to second: Sure. I recommend layer masks.
6. J@cko - July 9, 2007 6:53 AM
One again, Monica Bellucci in a part based on her great breas... er, I mean outstanding Shakespearean acting skills.