Jul 16 2007R. Kelly Remains Trapped in Closet
IFC has announced that R. Kelly will remain trapped in the closet just a bit longer, with the network ordering 10 additional chapters to the already epic hip-hopera Trapped in the Closet. Assuming you've seen this--perhaps at an awkward social gathering where someone started playing the series--you know that this news is madness. This is like finding more books of the Bible, but a rhyming Bible with an even sloppier, less feasible narrative, and I think a dwarf.
All 22 episodes will be available to stream at IFC.com, and will be utterly unbearable to watch in one sitting.
Reader Comments
1. Vince - July 16, 2007 1:24 PM
I want to make a movie about R. Kelly. It's going to be called "Trapped in a Burlap Sack". It's going to be about a 14-year-old girl whose face gets pissed on.
2. wordnugz - July 16, 2007 4:07 PM
This is probably the best film ever made. If you haven't gotten high and watched it with the commentary on you're missing out on a comedy that trumps anything you've seen in the last few years at the theaters. I am eagerly anticipating it's extension.
3. joflo - July 17, 2007 10:42 PM
i am filled with both excitement and horror. i don't know who to watch these with now that i'm not in college.
at least SOMEONE wants to give R Kelly money though... because it's not me. although, i'm betting that guy can live off his "spacejamibelieveicanfly" money, as long as he stops peeing on underaged girls faces.