Jul 12 2007Posters: Kevin Bacon's Revenge
So here's the poster for Kevin Bacon's latest, Death Sentence. It's based on a book by Brian Garfield, stars Bacon and John Goodman, and is "about a man who witnesses the murder of his oldest son, and goes on an elaborate quest of revenge as a result."
I love revenge movies. Heck, when I started writing for this site, I tried to get them to change the name to "yeahTina.howyoulikemenow.youwhore.com", but I got outvoted.
Reader Comments
1. Willravel - July 12, 2007 1:48 PM
...and we're all left wondering who voted that domain name down...
If Kevin Bacon is good at one thing, it's a hilarious invisible rape. If Kevin Bacon is good at two things, it a hilarious invisible rape and a homosexual whitness to JFKs assassination. If it's three things....well I guess revenge would be after gay dancing or having the model for Michael Jackson's nose. What was I talking about?
2. joflo - July 12, 2007 4:45 PM
the poster reminds me of Falling Down.
3. Bobby - July 12, 2007 6:12 PM
That sounds like a warning to protect your balls.
4. OperationGericht - July 12, 2007 6:39 PM
You should have written something about how much John Goodman likes his bacon.
Oh, maybe that's why I don't write you you guys....
5. Vince - July 12, 2007 8:07 PM
-Operation
I'm enough of a man to admit that that would've been a pretty good angle for this story. Why ain'tchoo hookin' me up with these leads BEFORE I write the damned posts?