Posters: Kevin Bacon's Revenge

July 12, 2007 Comments

So here's the poster for Kevin Bacon's latest, Death Sentence. It's based on a book by Brian Garfield, stars Bacon and John Goodman, and is "about a man who witnesses the murder of his oldest son, and goes on an elaborate quest of revenge as a result."

I love revenge movies. Heck, when I started writing for this site, I tried to get them to change the name to "yeahTina.howyoulikemenow.youwhore.com", but I got outvoted.

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