Jul 24 2007Paula Abdul Out of Bratz, Her Mind
You've probably already seen this clip by now, but it was just too good to pass up. I've never watched the Paula Abdul reality show, but after this clip I may start. I need more reasons to hate life and there aren't any Kinko's nearby.
So apparently Paula Abdul's been fired from the Bratz movie. I was confused as to why they'd fire their biggest fan, but then I realized they meant the Bratz movie, not the Brätz movie. Anyway, she loses it completely. "Where's God when you need him?" She asks.
She's so right: how could you let this happen, oh Lord? Were you out carelessly preventing genocide, or the rape of a starving child? You obviously dropped the ball. I mean come on, this is the BRATZ MOVIE we're talking about here.
Reader Comments
1. KC - July 24, 2007 2:47 PM
I love that her own assistants don't even take her seriously.
2. tom - July 24, 2007 3:38 PM
That show needs to be about 4 hours long. They should set up little "life challenges" for her too, so she can explode, shit and melt down more often. This is the best.
For that matter, Britney Spears needs another show called "KRAZY KRACKER!" or "Brit's Breakdown", or "Mentally Ill Whore". The fact that no one is holding a camera documenting that shit is going to haunt me for years.
3. Turel Darcloak - July 24, 2007 3:43 PM
Though I can sympathize with being upset at the method she was released, I can't understand why she would react that dramatically. The hell, Paula; it's just another teenie-bopper cash grab film, they do one of these every two years. God'll grant you another shot to attach your name to a sub-standard project, I promise! :) *hugz*
4. dog collar addict - July 24, 2007 8:48 PM
CRAZY!!
5. bewarethemidget - July 24, 2007 11:44 PM
You guys, come on. She's just trying to tell a goddamn story.
6. coco - July 25, 2007 6:38 AM
HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! i think she knows ppl have a laugh seeing her act stupid. that why shes made her own show.
7. databody - July 25, 2007 9:38 AM
WTF SHE WAS THE ONLY REASON I WAS GOING TO SEE THE BRATZ MOVIE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
obviously there is no god, paula. look what he's done to us...
8. bigislandgrrl - July 25, 2007 3:03 PM
see what those poor assistants have to deal with!