Jul 3 2007Oliver Stone Officially Part of Great Satan
"...and then the zionists will be consumed by the fires of Allah. Okay, next question - you with the ponytail, sugartits."
Iranian President Mahmoud Nahassapeemapoopypants has rejected a proposal by Oliver Stone to make a documentary about him, because Stone is part of the "Great Satan".
"I sent a negative answer by Ahmadinejad to Oliver Stone," said Medi Kalhof, the Iranian president's media advisor. "It is right that this person is considered part of the opposition in the U.S., but opposition in the U.S. is a part of the Great Satan."
In his defense, Ahmedinejad had just seen Alexander. For his part, Stone was upset, reportedly telling friends that the President's blue carpet and gold curtain rods would have looked really sharp on camera.
Reader Comments
1. CatBrains - July 3, 2007 1:05 PM
Scissor me timbers!
2. TetterkeT - July 3, 2007 4:08 PM
I'm not saying that arabs are lazy, but they all have beards and let their hair grow throughout their adulthood (i.e. no shaving and no haircuts)? C'mon... :P
3. Vince - July 3, 2007 4:54 PM
These aren't Arabs, they're Persians. Persians like to wear sunglasses and point at stuff.
4. Vink - July 3, 2007 5:40 PM
Smells like funky armpit!