New Iron Man Image

July 26, 2007 Comments

Empire magazine has an exclusive new shot of Iron Man on the cover of their latest issue. I just wish they covered it up with more text, because I can almost tell what the hell I'm looking at. He's definitely angry and definitely beating up the ground. That much is certain.

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