Considering the "unique" aesthetic qualities of the purebred Anglo, you'd think they'd be desperate for outside additions to the gene pool.
In keeping with the Death Sentence-inspired skinhead theme, I bring you the This is England trailer (once again, I apologize for being too stupid to know how to embed these things properly. Seems the only things I know how to properly bed are supermodels. *sigh*, Been this way since I was a child)
Anyway, even though I'm an open-minded, colourblind gent who has bedded women of all races, religions, and states of consciousness, I must admit that I love a good skinhead movie. American History X, Romper Stomper - it's nice to know that a good headbutt or curb stomping is just around the corner. Reminds me of Thanksgiving dinners I had growing up.
This looks like the opening shot of one of those Saturday morning commercials, before Yahtzee/Super Soaker/Jenga/Action Man comes along and changes everyones' lives
A while back, I brought you the trailer for This is England, where Tommy from Snatch plays the head skinhead.
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Born from a muddy CGI womb cradled amid Ghosts of Mars, 300, and a Sega CD cutscene from Sewer Shark, Riddick returns Vin Diesel to his role as a muscle-bound mole-man and drops him on a desolate, entirely Vin Diesel-colored planet. There, both bounty hunters and the even more ... / Continue →
Dancing birds. A dog's hindquarters uninterrupted by the puckered flesh of biological necessity. Have an unnecessarily loud, prolonged look at both these things with the first teaser for Blue Sky Studios' Rio 2.... / Continue →