Marisa Tomei Still Acts, Has Tits

July 2, 2007 Comments

Call me a chauvinist pig, but there's nothing like a pair of bare breasts to brighten up a dreary Monday. What else do I even need to say here? Check out the trailer, after the jump.

According to her IMDB entry, Marisa Tomei is 42. If my breasts look anywhere near that good when I'm her age, I'll be a happy man.

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