Jul 30 2007International Beowulf Trailer
This international trailer for Robert Zemeckis's Beowulf still features essentially the same creepy shots of too-realistic-for-anyone's-good CGI characters, and you'll still be left wondering what the point was of creating such realistic versions of the voice actors instead of just using them as actors, but it does carry one advantage: a mostly naked Angelina Jolie. I mean, she's really only about as naked as Mystique from X-Men, and of course it's the aforementioned disturbingly-realistic-but-not-quite-right version of Angelina Jolie, not flesh and blood, but it's still better than the crumpled JC Penney lingerie ad wedged between your mattress and box spring.
Reader Comments
1. soylentgreen - July 30, 2007 2:16 PM
I dont know how others feel about this... but I'm sick of the theme music from "28 days later" being shoveled into all these new movie trailers...
2. azzy - July 30, 2007 3:38 PM
I know that feeling...it's the same feeling when they use the music from Requiem for a Dream for EVERYTHING. X(
3. papa bear - July 30, 2007 5:58 PM
ugh! The Chronos Quartet from Requiem For A Dream is by far the most overused music in trailers.
P.S. I will still happily spank to the CGI version of Angelina Jolie nude.
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4. erik - July 30, 2007 6:16 PM
Yeah, as much as I love that music, it's getting old ... that and the movie looks like complete crap.
5. heatseeker - July 31, 2007 12:57 AM
I would never pay to see this, it looks like bad videogame cut -scenes
6. AD - August 1, 2007 7:33 AM
You know, I've read the original Beowulf story. And I'm sorry, but...
Where did they get this storyline from? Did we read the same thing? Cause I didn't recognize a single second of that.
7. andreeee - August 1, 2007 12:29 PM
They stole the music from 28 days later! Lame lame lame.
8. detched - August 1, 2007 1:42 PM
I think Angelina rocked that accent in Alexander and it was just as irritating then.