Jul 3 2007Girls Gone Wild Has Stupid Employees
Each day, these girls struggle just to find clean vodka and cocaine. Your contribution of just $19.99 a month can change all that. Please, think of the whores.
Tranae Hammond, a former sales representative for Girls Gone Wild, is suing the company for *snicker* sexual harassment.
According to court papers, Hammond's supervisor touched and massaged Hammond's shoulders and arms, frequently spoke about sex in front of her, and on at least one occasion "tapped (her) buttocks with a clipboard."
Holy shit, if that's a crime, I'm a capital offender. I may be my only employee, but I've done a lot worse than tap my ass with a clipboard.
But, if you're reading this, Ms. Hammond, I don't mean to poke fun at your plight. No one who works at a class establishment like Girls Gone Wild should ever have to endure such treatment. I'm sure you could find a much more respectful environment over at Bumfights, Backyard Wrestling, or Faces of Death.
Reader Comments
1. C.W. - July 3, 2007 6:56 PM
ah ha ha ha ha ha
2. Adam - July 3, 2007 7:22 PM
Isn't that like going to work for the city dump and then complaining about the smell?
3. Dan - July 4, 2007 1:12 AM
Yes, because normally Girls Gone Wild is a fountain of respect and equality towards women. Only Larry Flynt comes close in feminism. Although I've been trying to get money from GGW since My 18th Birthday. There was a 19-year-old floating around in there! I COULD TELL!
4. juego de poker - July 4, 2007 2:17 PM
omfg! = oh my fcuking god.
what is going wrong with this world...?
5. Superevil - July 4, 2007 6:47 PM
Whores Have Feelings?