Jul 10 2007Fred Claus Teaser Trailer

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Every time Vince Vaughn grows an undereye bag, an angel gets its wings.

Watching the Fred Claus trailer, it's hard for me not to do a balancing act, like some sort of well-hung Lady Justice with 20/20 vision (thanks, LASIK). On one side you've got Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, Kevin Spacey, the director of Wedding Crashers, and an apparent lack of Tim Allen. On the other, you've got... a Christmas movie. With elves. And people falling down in the trailer.

To bash it or not to bash it, which way will the scale swing? At tough times like these, I always turn to Onanism, my only true friend.

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Reader Comments

Stupid.

Nice Biblical masturbation reference.

I thought, "What Would Jesus Do?" And he winked and made the international "whackin' off" hand gesture, so I figured an onanism reference was in order.

I am looking one the bright side here, Vonce Vaughn in a movie about Santa and Vince isn't the fat one. My wife loves him, but he was beginning to look a little Oprah-esque.

I miss Tim Allen.

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