Jul 27 2007Flaming Cowboys: 3:10 to Yuma Clip

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IESB's got an exclusive clip from 3:10 to Yuma. I'm not sure if I would have cast Ben Foster, the gay mutant from X3, as a badass cowboy who wears half-finger gloves, and I'm still not sure I'll buy him in the role.

But I'll tell you one thing, I'm definitely excited for an Elmore Leonard adaptation that doesn't involve the Rock playing a gay hitman.

Reader Comments

"The gay mutant from X3?" Sorry, I'm afraid you'll need to be a little more specific.

That would be "Angel". Now, I know they don't technically come right out and say that he's gay, but watch the scene with him and his father again and tell me that's not the most thinly veiled telling-your-parents-you're-gay parable ever?

But I know what you're thinking, James Marsden was a pretty gay cyclops too. I heard they call him cyclops on account of a sailor prematurely ejaculating into his eye. (think about it, "cyclops"? He shoots lasers from his eyes, what the hell does that have to do with a one-eyed mythical creature?)

Let's be honest... every single one of them is fucking gay. And you forgot the gayest one of them all: Sir Ian McKellan! I dub thee a real life mutant butt pirate!

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