"Evan Armighty" to be Shelved

A fine mess you've gotten us into...

Poor Evan Almighty. It cost $210 million to make and still hasn't reached the $100 million dollar mark at the box office. And now comes the news that the film won't even be released in Japan.

Sources behind the decision say that it would've been too costly to re-imagine Noah as an attractive school girl whose panties are stolen by a vengeful octopus.

And now I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with all the Steve Carell hugging pillows I made.

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