Jul 16 2007Elijah Kelley Oscar Watch
Desperately trying to avoid a "black guys love fat white chicks" joke here...
VH1 is reporting the Elijah Kelley will play Sammy Davis Jr. in an upcoming biopic. I didn't really know who Elijah Kelley was before today, but internet searches have led me to believe that he is an attractive black man with really nice teeth who looks like he smells nice. He's sort of what I wish I looked like.
Irregardless, this news can mean only one thing: Elijah Kelley will be winning an Oscar for best actor. I know the movie hasn't come out yet, but let's look at the facts here, people: He's playing a beloved, dead, black entertainer who battles racism and has a glass eye. Unless another movie comes out about a gay retarded clown musician living in a WWII-era Jewish ghetto, this one's pretty much a lock. The academy loves actors who play real people, because they're not very smart or creative, and they don't know much about acting; the easiest way to judge acting is to be able to compare performance to the real thing. Basically, they love a good impressionist. If Jimmy Fallon or Darrell Hammond ever turn to drama, they might runaway with the awards every year.
Reader Comments
1. lohanjob - July 16, 2007 3:31 PM
Irregardless? that is painful to read...
2. Georgio - July 16, 2007 7:11 PM
It does make the brain bleed a bit, doesn't it? I can only assume it's the opposite of the actual word "regardless"...
3. Vince - July 16, 2007 8:46 PM
I was being ironic, dipshits.
4. ellen - July 16, 2007 8:58 PM
too bad its impossible to tell youre being ironic... it is quite funny
5. more + ironic = moronic - July 17, 2007 10:22 AM
"Irregardless? That's not even a real word. You're affixing the negative prefix 'irr-' to 'regardless', but, as 'regardless' is already negative, it's a logical absurdity!" - American Dad
6. Gypsy Judy - July 17, 2007 11:38 AM
IRREGARDLESS?????? Are you retarded?
7. Smarter than you - June 19, 2008 8:03 PM
"black guys like fat white chicks" haha
if you knew anything at all you would know thats nicky blonsky with him.. i don't even know who that guy is, but i know who she is, she is more famous than him!! get it RIGHT!