Jul 13 2007Cuba Gooding Jr.'s Career Circling the Bowl
Dear God, don't turn the camera sideways! ARRGGGGHHHH!
The brains behind Daddy Day Care apparently were so pleased with themselves that they decided to make a sequel, and the trailer's now online.
Oh boy. What can I say about this movie that hasn't already been said about the holocaust? Hey, remember when Cuba Gooding Jr. won an oscar? Since then he's been in Snow Dogs, Pearl Harbor, Boat Trip, and Norbit, among other things. I could wipe my ass with my resume after a big glass of Metamucil and it'd still have fewer turds on it than his (but probably more porn).
For the love of God, man, get a new agent. Burn the old one for fuel. It can't be fun making movies for the family-too-dumb-to-notice-something-sucks crowd.
PS - More like Cuba BAD-ing! Zing!
Reader Comments
1. Mac - July 13, 2007 1:20 PM
I think he's hugely in debt to some very, very bad people. What other reason could there be for the extremely sh!tty movies he's been apart of since his Oscar win. I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up to a premier in a wheelchair with two broken legs.
2. OperationGericht - July 13, 2007 2:00 PM
What is up with certain actors doing endless shit below their talent? Anyone who's seen Boys Boyz n the Hood knows he can do better.
Then again, Ice Cube was also stellar in that. Maybe John Singleton had a special way of... uhm... melting Ice Cube.
I'll be here all night, folks.
3. Dracula Jones - July 13, 2007 4:16 PM
Maybe he just doesn't give a shit. He just doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who'd win two Oscars. Why not put that f'er up on the mantle and then go on vacation for the rest of your life? He's basically retired from "acting" and just making millions of dollars for showing up on set and mugging for the camera a couple hours a day.
4. knifefight - July 13, 2007 4:19 PM
i kind of fell sorry for him. the guy from curb and eddie murphy were in the origianl right?
even they had the sense to turn down this turd.
5. Vink - July 13, 2007 5:58 PM
(kiddie voice) "Let's rape his sweet chocolate ass!! Yaaay!"
See that kid in the red shirt? his penis is censored by Cuba's shoe.
6. Bobby - July 13, 2007 10:02 PM
See what happens when you sell your soul to the Devil and you don't make your wish specific enough?
Cuba wanted to be a famous actor who wins an Oscar. We'll he's famous, but for what?....... Choosing the crappiest movies he can find. Man, talk about falling off.
Anyway, I'll wager this will be better than Norbit, Alvin and the Chipmunks, or Hairspray.
7. Bobby - July 14, 2007 10:44 AM
I just remembered his signature line is "show me the money!"
Is anyone really surprised by his choices?
8. Quinn - July 15, 2007 1:24 AM
Why exactly did he win an oscar for Jerry Mcguire anyway? Was it because he did that funky one handed, twirly handstand thing? I mean, I know he can be good in the right role, but what was so special about his performance in Jerry Mcquire? That oscar was just a matter of the right people getting enough money to put his name in the envelope. For the love of baby jesus, Titanic won an oscar. Clearly something doesn't have to be good to win an oscar.