Jul 11 200710,000 BC Teaser Trailer
Even months after working with Emmerich, many of his actors find that they can scarcely look at a green screen without bursting into tears.
IESB has a teaser trailer for Roland Emmerich's upcoming 10,000 B.C. It's hard to infer much from this - it sort of looks like it's about a sabre tooth tiger who eats electricity. But judging by Emmerich's track record (Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow), I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it's going to be expensive and shitty.
Yahoo!'s supposed to have the full trailer tomorrow, so stay tuned. Or don't, what the f*** do I care.
Reader Comments
1. Escape Monotony - July 11, 2007 1:10 PM
Why bother with a teaser that stupid?
Anyhow, I have to admit that The Day After Tomorrow was so bad that I love it. It is on my list for top ten comedies of all time. Granted, I know it was not supposed to be hysterical...and I was the only one laughing (and wiping away tears) in the theater, but still...
2. Joe Mamma - July 11, 2007 1:48 PM
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3. JagedNS - July 11, 2007 1:56 PM
Maybe RE should team up with Michael Bay on these things....hehehe
4. Christina - July 11, 2007 5:13 PM
Oh Vince baby, no. The word sabertooth "tiger" is misleading, since Smilodon were not closely related to tigers. Sabertooth "Cat" or "Lion" is more appropriate, as I'm sure your huge, delicious self would agree.
They were actually about a foot shorter than modern lions, too (but twice as heavy) and defnitely NOT striped. This CGI is expensive, shitty, AND extremely incorrect. They'd do better throwing in a T-Rex flying an F-16; at least that would be entertaining.
5. Vince - July 11, 2007 5:56 PM
Mmm, there's nothing sexier than a lady who can educate you about prehistoric predators. Your smilodon facts are simply intoxicating.
I would've rather seen a Liger in the trailer. They're pretty much my favorite animal right now.
6. Vink - July 11, 2007 6:19 PM
Why did it fail to mention the multi-Oscar winning movie Godzilla ('98)?
7. Cole - July 11, 2007 8:49 PM
I saw this movie last night in an early preview screening and trust me, it's not stupid. I'll pay to see it next time.
8. uni'tard - July 12, 2007 12:55 AM
looks kickass
9. uni'tard - July 12, 2007 12:55 AM
looks kickass
10. Saladtosser 75 - July 12, 2007 9:23 AM
Thank god they didnt call it 10,000 BCE!
Take that San Francisco atheists!
aside from that, im pretty sure there weren't wooly mammoths in Egypt.
11. Vince - July 12, 2007 11:04 AM
BCE? I don't get it. But it's early in the morning, perhaps it'll come to me.
12. Christina - July 12, 2007 1:26 PM
BCE means "Before Common Era," replacing "Before Christ."
It's the thing to do now, because apparently "BC" is offensive.
13. FTLNewsFeed - July 13, 2007 8:16 PM
10,000 BC, who cares?
10,000 AD, now that might be cool...
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14. moopet - July 14, 2007 3:34 AM
BC isn't offensive. It's just irrelevant to the large number of people who don't use the Christian calendar. If you think everyone thinks it's 2007, you're way off. So you make a common calendar based on the most common one to encourage other people to use it too. It's not a perfect idea.
15. KC - July 26, 2007 9:34 AM
Wow. Looks so historically accurate, too. Forged iron, leather clothes and pyramids? Mixed races and large organized armies? Hot chicks with silicon boobs? I'm surprised that there aren't dinosaurs!