July 8, 2007 - July 14, 2007 Archives
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"Painfully obvious mundane observation, honey." "Yes, dear, quip stolen from Mary Tyler Moore that was snappy 30 years ago." [canned laughter] Next week is an important time in my life. Besides my little sister's operation - don't ask, the little bitch hogs all the attention ... / Continue →
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The box office numbers and I finally agree--Daniel Radcliffe makes a great orphan wizard! The makers of December Boys got my fax about this startling discovery, but seem to have favored the less interesting aspect of the orphan/wizard role when making their film. In this melodr... / Continue →
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Dear God, don't turn the camera sideways! ARRGGGGHHHH! The brains behind Daddy Day Care apparently were so pleased with themselves that they decided to make a sequel, and the trailer's now online. Oh boy. What can I say about this movie that hasn't already been said about th... / Continue →
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Above-ground pools are where the magic happens As you may have noticed, it's a bit of a slow news day, but luckily there's no shortage of new trailers. This one's Introducing the Dwights, an Aussie flick about a horny dude with a mom who's a comedian, a dad who's a lounge sing... / Continue →
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Considering the "unique" aesthetic qualities of the purebred Anglo, you'd think they'd be desperate for outside additions to the gene pool. In keeping with the Death Sentence-inspired skinhead theme, I bring you the This is England trailer (once again, I apologize for being t... / Continue →
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The trailer for Death Sentence is now online. It appears to involve Kevin Bacon going to war with a gang of skinheads because his son sucks at hockey or something. It's good news if your friends are always throwing white supremacy figures at you during games of Six Degrees of... / Continue →
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Original Onion caption probably says it best, "Bill Maher spends all night arguing with Republican hooker" In keeping with the heated political discussions we've recently been having in the iwatchstuff.com comments section, today I bring you the news that Lionsgate will be rele... / Continue →
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Anjelica Huston on the set of 'Gremlins' Anjelica Huston is set to play Sam Rockwell's mother in the upcoming movie adaptation of the Chuck "Holy Shit Do I Ever Need a Pen Name" Palahniuk's (Fight Club) novel Choke. Besides Rockwell, she joins Kelly MacDonald, Brad Henke, an... / Continue →
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So here's the poster for Kevin Bacon's latest, Death Sentence. It's based on a book by Brian Garfield, stars Bacon and John Goodman, and is "about a man who witnesses the murder of his oldest son, and goes on an elaborate quest of revenge as a result." I love revenge movies. ... / Continue →
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George Lucas: Lesbian Cat Lover, Sunglass Enthusiast Since the sexy world of movie blogging is basically sniffing the air every time Harrison Ford looks like he's going to fart, I figured I might as well post this teaser clip from Indy 4. If you remade this clip to be about ... / Continue →
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Lesbo-erotic swordplay is pretty much my favorite thing With a headline like that, normally you'd get photos like this. But since I'm feeling extra literal today, they're actually photos from Neil Marshall's upcoming movie, Doomsday. Here's the rundown: "In the action-packe... / Continue →
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If St. Peter is anything like me, this picture will be Tyra's admission ticket to heaven. In case you haven't heard (oh wait, I'm supposed to tell you about this kind of stuff, right?), Happy Madison is working on a sorority comedy with a mostly female cast. Anna Faris will ... / Continue →
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Taking a break from his busy schedule of buying baseball hats and not jogging, Michael Moore recently hinted to The Advocate that his next project may be homophobia in America. I am not sure what I am going to do for my next film, but I certainly believe that I have no right t... / Continue →
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New technology actually allows us to take pictures from inside Kevin Smith's ass Ben Affleck has spent so much of his career doing shitty movies and getting engaged to annoying Puerto Rican chicks that many people forget that he got his big break as a writer of a movie that won... / Continue →
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Michael Moore was on Wolf Blitzer's show yesterday, and CNN made the mistake of showing a piece by Sanjay Gupta where he attempts to refute some of the facts Moore makes in Sicko with Moore sitting there the whole time. And I must say, Gupta does somewhat of a lame job of it -... / Continue →
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So we've got this big stinger, but we can only use it once, and then we're dead. Can you imagine that? You're a shark, and you've got this big mouth full of teeth, then, soon as you try to take a bite out of a seal or something; poof! That's all she wrote. It's just ridiculou... / Continue →
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Even months after working with Emmerich, many of his actors find that they can scarcely look at a green screen without bursting into tears. IESB has a teaser trailer for Roland Emmerich's upcoming 10,000 B.C. It's hard to infer much from this - it sort of looks like it's about... / Continue →
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"Like my outfit? Churches are tax exempt, you know." Ever wonder what happened to Wesley Snipes? You know, the guy from Passenger 57? Well now, thanks to the magic of DVD, you can find out. Check out this clip from his latest straight-to-DVD opus, The Contractor. I like ... / Continue →
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In this clip, William Shatner explains that Leonard Nimoy has seen the script and will be in Star Trek XI, with the former Vulcan claiming there's no part for Shatner. I suppose it's only fair, considering Shatner has an Emmy, a Golden Globe, and a steady gig at Priceline, whil... / Continue →
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I wish I was queer.../so I could get chicks Seems that someone out there has discovered that 12-year-old girls have plenty of disposable income and love musicals (I discovered that their panties smell nice, but that's neither here nor there...). Since writing new musicals is k... / Continue →
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"Naw, fool. Hold the gun sideways, like I done taughtchoo. And cut that nasty ass hair." Yep, you read that headline correct - I mean, I think you did, having no prior knowledge of your dyslexia... Don Cheadle and Guy Pearce are set to star in Traitor, a thriller about an und... / Continue →
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With Kenneth Branagh at the helm and Michael Caine (of the original) starring with Jude Law, will the retelling of Sleuth be one of the few remakes to actually near the quality of its predecessor, or is this just Law's excuse for re-popularizing Hulk Hogan's hairstyle? You deci... / Continue →
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After pulling all the bootlegged trailers from YouTube, Paramount has finally decided we're worthy of seeing the trailer to J.J. Abrams' secret project, thus far being referred to as 01-18-08 or Cloverfield. Now that I've finally seen the home video-style footage in high defini... / Continue →
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Her look of dissatisfied indifference reminds me of every woman who's ever seen me naked. The trailer for Broken English is now online. Other than the fact that they stole the "Hap-penis" joke from The Beverly Hillbillies, I don't have all that much to say about it. Written a... / Continue →
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The teaser trailer for the remake of '60s classic Get Smart has been released, leaving me at a loss as to how to best express my outrage at what they've done with it. It appears Steve Carell has sorrowfully reached the Jim Carrey level of stardom where he's given scripts that i... / Continue →
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An angry Lo Pan reeves my racist soul. As my 7th grade teacher Mrs. Chang taught us, the Chinese are reknowned for their action films as well as their kung fu prowess, mathematics skills, and ineptitude behind the wheel. That's why it's so nice to hear that Jet Li and Jackie... / Continue →
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Every time Vince Vaughn grows an undereye bag, an angel gets its wings. Watching the Fred Claus trailer, it's hard for me not to do a balancing act, like some sort of well-hung Lady Justice with 20/20 vision (thanks, LASIK). On one side you've got Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, ... / Continue →
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"Cocaine's a hell of a drug..." August Rush "tells the story of a charismatic Irish guitarist and a sheltered young cellist who have a chance encounter one magical night above New York’s Washington Square, but are soon torn apart, leaving in their wake an infant, August Rush, o... / Continue →
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A reliable source has told CHUD that Billy Crudup may be the next to join Zack Snyder's Watchmen adaptation. The Jesus' Son star is reportedly up for the role of Dr. Manhattan, the naked, super-powered bald part first offered to Keanu Reeves and rumored for Jason Patric. With ... / Continue →
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Following earlier rumors that Anthony Michael Hall would play Edward Nygma in The Dark Knight that I took with a grain of salt, more reports are apparently coming in that he actually is in the Riddler role after all. Go figure. Furthermore, spies near the Batman set are saying... / Continue →
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Just Jared has graciously provided us with the first look at Will Smith in John Hancock, the story of a superhero who has fallen from grace and the affair with his publicist's wife. Either that or it's one of those BumFight videos where they've hung a hobo by some wires. More ... / Continue →
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Wahlberg on the set of "Guy Hard" Marky Mark Wahlberg, rappin' underwear model/actor sextroardinaire, recently seemed to confirm that Darren Aronofsky will be directing his latest project, Fighter. “The Fighter” tells the true story of underdog boxing champ “Irish” Micky Ward ... / Continue →
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The rumor mill over at Aint it Cool News is saying the new Indiana Jones film will try to bring the series full circle, with our favorite archaeologist again seeking out the Ark of the Covenant. Next time we get a magic religious artifact we'll know better than to just throw a ... / Continue →
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Continuing the trend put forth by An Inconvenient Truth, actor/actvist Leonardo DiCaprio has enlisted a team of documentary filmmakers to make his own plea for environmental change. From what I can gather from the trailer, he seems to be suggesting humans might in some way be r... / Continue →
