July 1, 2007 - July 7, 2007 Archives
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Taking an invite from her sister (played by Alecia Moore/Pink/P!nk), Victoria (Shannyn Sossamon) goes on a trip to Paris that leads her to a hard-to-find rave. As if the dangers of Ecstacy use and eardrum damage from the hot beats weren't bad enough, she soon finds herself stra... / Continue →
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The trailer to Lust, Caution, Ang Lee's newest, looks dramatic, sexy, exciting, and suspiciously free of dialog. It's almost as if they don't want us to realize it's in Mandarin! Nice try, Ang, but I don't go to the movies to read. That's what books and take-out menus are for, ... / Continue →
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The invention of the "Scottish Filter" allowed Boyle to shoot love scenes with his countrymen, whose skin tones made the operation impossible with earlier technology. In a recent interview on Kurt Loder's MTV show, I Can't Believe I'm Still Alive, Danny Boyle says it might be a... / Continue →
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Bay and Rock at this year's skinny whiteboy convention According to Deadline Hollywood Daily, Michael Bay posted (and then quickly un-posted) a mini-rant about two of his producers, Don Murphy and Tom DeSanto, trying to take credit for creative aspects of Transformers, despite ... / Continue →
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"When white people stir their tea they be all like...." Kasi Lemmons, whom you may remember from such roles as "Angry Black Woman" (seriously, it's the first listing on her IMDB page), directed a biopic about D.C. radio personality Petey Greene starring Don Cheadle. Check out ... / Continue →
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T 'N F Shoot 'Em Up stars Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, and Monica Bigtitserino, looks like a cross between Snatch and Smokin' Aces, and was written and directed by Michael Davis, a dude I've never really heard of before. I'll be honest, the trailer looks promising. It reminds m... / Continue →
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A red-band trailer for the Dane Cook/Jessica Alba comedy Good Luck Chuck has found its way online, complete with F-words and cum shots or whatever it is that makes trailers red-band. I haven't watched it out of fear it will make the sting that much greater when Cook or one of h... / Continue →
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If you decided to fight your instinctual love for giant robots and avoided Transformers over the holiday, you not only missed an illogical story--you missed the Cloverfield teaser! A cloud of secrecy surrounds the project, with the teaser not even mentioning the title, but it ... / Continue →
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The trailer to The Jane Austen Book Club somehow manages to combine all the reasons I'd never join a Jane Austen book club with all the reasons I'd never see a movie. In it, several women (I didn't count or notice how many) collect to discuss the works of Jane Austen but soon d... / Continue →
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The new poster for The Invasion looks very good to me because it effectively communicates the film's two key highlights: 1. That they've made Invasion of the Body Snatchers into a much darker, serious sci-fi thriller than its predecessors, as seen in the recent trailer. 2. Th... / Continue →
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Alvin and the Chipmunks was never anything amazing, and even as a kid I never fully grasped why these giant, intelligent chipmunks were able to live in the human world fairly unnoticed outside of some relative fame as singers (rather than as the mutant freaks they were). Howeve... / Continue →
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Yeah, so happy fourth of July, f***ers. Obviously, this won't be my first post while intoxicated, but it is the first on a holiday. Don't expect this in the future. --End Disclaimer. Anyway, bottom line, comingsoon.net has an interview with Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow about ... / Continue →
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David Cronenberg re-teams with his History of Violence star Viggo Mortensen and adds Naomi Watts in his latest effort, Eastern Promises. When Watts finds a diary that gets her involved with a notorious crime family, she gets in the most dangerous adventure with a journal since ... / Continue →
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Each day, these girls struggle just to find clean vodka and cocaine. Your contribution of just $19.99 a month can change all that. Please, think of the whores. Tranae Hammond, a former sales representative for Girls Gone Wild, is suing the company for *snicker* sexual harassm... / Continue →
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"Ve hate you, Tom Cruise." "Yah, like, stay avay from aur monuments." After early reports that Cruise's alien worship were hindering Valkyrie's ability to get the necessary permits, and subsequent denials by German officials (apparently they're sensitive about the whole 'hatin... / Continue →
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The trio had differing reactions to the kilo of cocaine on the table License to Wed is currently tracking at 8% on Rotten Tomatoes, putting it well on its way to finding a spot on their 100 Worst list. Spawning a million "Divorce", "Annulment", and "Say I Don't" headlines, her... / Continue →
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"...and then the zionists will be consumed by the fires of Allah. Okay, next question - you with the ponytail, sugartits." Iranian President Mahmoud Nahassapeemapoopypants has rejected a proposal by Oliver Stone to make a documentary about him, because Stone is part of the "Gr... / Continue →
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My life-sized Jerry Bruckheimer cutout really comes in handy on Monkey Target Practice Day. Great shot, Mr. Farnsworth! Care for a smoke? PETA claims to have received reports from the set of the Wachowski Brothers' Speed Racer that the chimp actor playing Chim-Chim was beaten a... / Continue →
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As if Monica Belluci wasn't already one of the most beautiful women on the planet, the character posters for Shoot 'Em Up have knocked her up a notch with the implication that she's savagely murdered a militant dwarf. See the Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti posters under the cut,... / Continue →
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Two Zimas, please. Jamie Foxx is set to star in Blood on the Leaves, a movie that sounds just like something those shrivs at the Academy would eat up, like so many prunes and cans of Ensure. Based on Jeffrey Stetson's 2004 novel, the story centers on a district attorney who ... / Continue →
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Beowulf's script was etched into stone tablets and storyboarded on a cave wall Posters for Beowulf have hit the web and they're pretty underwhelming, save for some Angelina Jolie sideboob action, which I'm always down for. Neil Gaiman (hee hee, more like Neil Gay Man, zing!) w... / Continue →
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Richard Roundtree has scored a role in the Wachowskis' live-action adaptation of Speed Racer as Ben Burns, a former racer turned commentator, leaving me and the rest of the movie news community scrambling for a way to fit the acquisition of this part into the "Theme from Shaft"... / Continue →
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Call me a chauvinist pig, but there's nothing like a pair of bare breasts to brighten up a dreary Monday. What else do I even need to say here? Check out the trailer, after the jump. According to her IMDB entry, Marisa Tomei is 42. If my breasts look anywhere near that good... / Continue →
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Come on, don't act like you didn't know someone was getting burned alive in this movie. Well folks, it's been a long weekend, so I'm just going to lube you up and ease you back into the swing of things with a couple trailers. First up, we've got an extended trailer for Sunsh... / Continue →
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Though Robert Redford's head is looking more and more like Robert Redford's hair wearing a Robert Redford mask made from an old baseball glove, he shows he's still got his directorial and acting chops hidden within in Lions for Lambs. Add Tom Cruise and Meryl Streep along with ... / Continue →
