Uwe Boll, one German who's not nearly as cute as Knüt the Polar Bear (who's probably a better director too), has picked up an American distributor for his next three flicks, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Postal, and Seed .
The coolest thing about Uwe Boll, of course, is that he challenged some of his "harshest critics" to a boxing match last year and beat all five of them. I'm pretty süre I could take him, so even though I haven't seen any of his movies, I'm pretty süre they sück and that he's a big stinky büttlicker who can't read good. You hear that, Boll? You're mine, bitch.
The coolest thing about Knüt the Polar Bear, of course, is that if cüteness were in the olympics, Knüt would win the gold medal, and the entire world would stop what they were doing to go "Awww." And those Südanese f***ers would take a ten minute break from raping each other.
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March 21, 2012
Uwe Boll has already addressed the atrocities of the Holocaust with both subtle drama and morbid obesity. Now the Postal director is ready to move on to the modern crimes of the financial sector with The Bailout, a new film that will personify the ramifications of the Wall Stre...
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November 9, 2010
That's right, people, we've been blessed today with not one but two trailers for Uwe Boll films, and, better yet, one might be sort of a parody of the other? YES (maybe?).
When Boll promised, "All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!", referring to his upcoming fat lady s...
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October 25, 2010
A movie about an obese lady who's a superhero! Perhaps in the hopes of finding forgiveness after the questionable sensitivity he's shown with Darfur, Auschwitz, and nearly every other film he's ever done--perhaps because he just makes whatever vague film notions comes to him--U...
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