Your Assignment for the Weekend
Aw, son of a bitch, not another flipper baby!
Okay, I know it's all been a barrell of drunk monkeys eating peaches and creaming up until now, but I've got some real shit to lay on you guys before the weekend. I haven't seen Knocked Up yet, but it's getting 90%+ on Rotten Tomatoes, and more importantly, it's the only movie that seems to have a realistic shot at out earning Butt Pirates of Turdland, the third installment of the JB tear-logy this weekend.
This is serious people. We need to show the studio execs out there that people will gravitate to actual intelligent filmmaking and not just lie still while receiving a dry anal rape from a marketing department somewhere. Plus, Jerry Bruckheimer hates blacks. That's messed up.
So that is your assignment. And remember, the first rule of iwatchstuff.com is...please talk about iwatchstuff.com. The second rule is, for the love of God, tell your friends. My mom won't even read it anymore. *pout*