You Kill Me Trailer

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Ben Kingsley doing a dead-on impression of yours truly

You Kill Me stars Ben Kingsley as a hitman whose alcoholism starts interfering with his work. (He should try movie blogging, I don't even wear pants!) It's got a great cast - though I'm not a huge Luke Wilson fan, I do envy his prominent jawline, and Kingsley's an inspiration to bald Jews everywhere. It was also directed by John Dahl who did Rounders.

All in all, it looks somewhat promising. Here's to hoping this hit-man comedy is more Grosse Point Blanke and less Be Cool - that wasn't even a good book. (Again with the need to praise something by trashing something else. I may have to see my shrink, Dr. Zima about this one. Uh, I mean Professor Jim Beam. STOP LOOKING AT ME!)

UPDATE: A couple of readers have pointed out that Ben Kingsley isn't really Jewish. If you read closely, you'll realize I never said he was, just that he was an inspiration to Jews. What, you people think you can only be inspired by your own kind? Racists.