Jun 14 2007Triumph at the Tonys

Okay, so maybe this isn't technically "news", but Triumph makes my insides feel like a million baby polar bears. My liver, on the other hand, looks like a scrotum full of varicose veins. Someday you'll thank me for that visual.

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Wow, that was actually really funny.

hehehe

Oh my god, why?

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