Jun 14 2007Triumph at the Tonys
Okay, so maybe this isn't technically "news", but Triumph makes my insides feel like a million baby polar bears. My liver, on the other hand, looks like a scrotum full of varicose veins. Someday you'll thank me for that visual.

Reader Comments
1. Chris - June 14, 2007 5:27 PM
Wow, that was actually really funny.
2. JagedNS - June 14, 2007 7:55 PM
hehehe
3. Praz - June 15, 2007 12:58 PM
Oh my god, why?