You wouldn't know it from the lack of quick push-ins, but above is the teaser trailer for Paul Thomas Anderson's latest, starring Daniel Day-Lewis. It seems pretty good, though I can't help but wonder about the gore content. I wish there was some indication as to whether or not bodily fluids would enter the picture at any point. When oil is involved, bloodshed can often follow; I guess we'll just have to see if that's the case this time. By which I mean whether or not there will be blood.
If you're going to wait five years between projects, you'd better have a good excuse. And if it isn't that you were busy destroying your career, ending your marriage, endangering your children, and consuming huge amounts of snack food, the second best justification just might ... / Continue →
It's like Jakob the Liar, only without the hilarious antics of Robin Williams, and still with Liev Schreiber for some reason. Also, the construction of a primitive forest society may tempt you compare aspects to Return of the Jedi's forest moon of Endor, but you'll regret that ... / Continue →
Another cliched tale of a pretty girl forced to marry one man--who's clearly an asshole--when she loves another? I'll pass. Wait a minute, you say she'll be wearing a big puffy dress? Like with hoops and stuff? Giant, elaborate coiffures, too, you say? Don't tell me there will... / Continue →