Jun 6 2007The Evening Trailer Evaporates Testicles

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If shooting things up isn't your cup of tea, how about "a timeless, universal, and deeply emotional story about the secrets we share and the defining moments of connection between mothers and daughters, family and friends, and the loves of our lives"? If you don't have a vagina before watching, you're guaranteed to afterwards.

With a cast that looks suspiciously like a Gap commercial, you'll likely find yourself worrying throughout the melodrama, "Shouldn't Meryl Streep be in this kind of over-the-top Oscar-fodder?" Don't worry, she shows up.

Now, off to buy some boyfriend trousers!

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1. martygras9 - June 7, 2007 10:41 AM

I now have to figure out how to get a tampon into my penis.

2. Prolapse - June 7, 2007 12:24 PM

Fret not, you'll automatically be promoted to menopause after this movie.

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