The Evening Trailer Evaporates Testicles
June 6, 2007 Comments
If shooting things up isn't your cup of tea, how about "a timeless, universal, and deeply emotional story about the secrets we share and the defining moments of connection between mothers and daughters, family and friends, and the loves of our lives"? If you don't have a vagina before watching, you're guaranteed to afterwards.
With a cast that looks suspiciously like a Gap commercial, you'll likely find yourself worrying throughout the melodrama, "Shouldn't Meryl Streep be in this kind of over-the-top Oscar-fodder?" Don't worry, she shows up.
Now, off to buy some boyfriend trousers!