I constantly burn my penis with red hot cigar butts!
Here's the trailer for the Interview, which stars Steve Buscemi and Sienna Miller and was directed by Steve Buscemi. It appears to feature lots of falling down. But it must be really good because it's got a ton of those little caesar wreath graphic thingies with "Official Selection: Such-and-Such Film Festival" in it.
It reminds me of the trophy case at my mom's house with all the reminders of my accomplishments, like my pink "Participant: San Joaquin Pie Eating Contest" ribbon, and my "2nd Annual Kingsburg Grape Stomp" certificate. Mom says I'm her little champion!
In this first teaser for Sony Pictures' Hotel Transylvania, an Adam Sandler-voiced Dracula calls the titular inn "a place I built for all those monsters hiding from the persecution of humankind." The description works equally well for the film as a whole, which hides Sandler, K... / Continue →
If you don't already have the Home Box Office channel, it's time to bring your wife in and have a frank discussion about how you might be able to shuffle some money around--maybe wait a few more months on that new washing machine--and call your local cable company to subscribe ... / Continue →
In all my excitement over the Treme trailer yesterday, I totally forgot to post the trailer for the other series you should be putting in your eyeball queue: Boardwalk Empire. The involvement of HBO, Martin Scorsese, Sopranos writer Terence Winter, and a pretty impressive roste... / Continue →