Jun 21 2007Stan Lee Gets 'Dolled' Up - Puntastic!

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Hasbro and Marvel have announced that they will be creating an action figure to honor Stan Lee, the 84-year-old creator of Spider-Man, the Hulk, X-Men, etc.

The doll will come equipped with Kung-Fu toupee and removable colostomy bag, and the $14.99 limited edition package is said to be impervious to both clearasil and dandruff medication.*

*Dear Mr. Lee:

Please accept my humblest apologies. I possess none of your wit, creativity, or subtlety, and as such must resort to poopy jokes and disrespect for my elders too eek out even the smallest chuckle. I pray to the Gods every night that I can one day be half the kick ass old man you are.

Keep it real,

Vince

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1. Matt - June 22, 2007 3:09 PM

*eke

2. memphisto - June 24, 2007 10:28 AM

Where's the Jack Kirby doll?

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