'Pirates' to Go Where it Belongs
June 1, 2007 Comments
'at's roight, laidies, Mr. Bruckheimer 'ates blacks; I barely escaped 'is cutlass meself on account a me dreadlocks.
The TV rights to Pirates of the Caribbean 3: Jerry Bruckheimer Steals Ten Bucks and Takes a Dump on Your Chest have been bought by the USA network for $28 million. While the price was about $28 million and five dollars too high, it's nice to see that Pirates is going to end up where it belonged in the first place - sandwiched between reruns of American Gladiator and the latest made-for-TV movie about the life of Britney Spears.