'Pirates' to Go Where it Belongs
'at's roight, laidies, Mr. Bruckheimer 'ates blacks; I barely escaped 'is cutlass meself on account a me dreadlocks.
The TV rights to Pirates of the Caribbean 3: Jerry Bruckheimer Steals Ten Bucks and Takes a Dump on Your Chest have been bought by the USA network for $28 million. While the price was about $28 million and five dollars too high, it's nice to see that Pirates is going to end up where it belonged in the first place - sandwiched between reruns of American Gladiator and the latest made-for-TV movie about the life of Britney Spears.
- Here's a new still from Steven Spielberg's The Adventures of Tintin that will be ideal when Tintin gets his poster in the American Library Association's READ series. (via)
- We already knew that Disney had been hoping to milk a couple more Pirates of the Caribbean sequels ou... / Continue →
"Take that, racist!"
Due, I'm sure, to the bump from iwatchstuff.com readers, Knocked Up made $29.3 million at the box office (hee hee, box office, I'd work there) this weekend, nearly earning back the $30 million it cost to make. I saw the movie on Sunday, and can safely say ... / Continue →
Blacks will be hated, crappy movies made.
The National Treasure 2: Jerry Bruckheimer Continues Pooping trailer is now online.
The whole thing basically consists shots of world landmarks intercut with actors looking pensive.
I don't even know what to say. Shit like this really... / Continue →
