New Transformers Theme
Above: not the new Transformers theme.
If you thought Transformers was corny already, wait until you hear what ol' Mike Bay has done with the theme song. The good news is that it follows the motif of transformation associated with the title. The bad news is that it does so by transforming the theme into an unpalatable piece of rubbish. I mean, the theme was already pretty bad before, but at least the original Transformers made up for it with "The Touch," which is perfect for jogging triumphantly or making love.
Hear the new song by downloading it here, then unzipping it, then double-clicking that unzipped file, something called an mp3.
UPDATE: Someone made some kind of fan video with the new song here, if you don't want to bother with all the downloading nonsense. And YouTube took down "The Touch" music video, so here's some dude doing another rendition of the theme on a synthesizer. And it's still better than the new one.