Jun 29 2007Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium Trailer
243-year-old magic toymaker Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) decides to retire, putting his hot, boy-haircut-sporting associate (Natalie Portman) in charge. Unfortunately, he also employs a stodgy accountant (Jason Bateman), who fulfills accountant stereotypes by denying the existence of magic and fun. There must be a larger conflict somewhere, but I didn't notice it.
If Rip Taylor ever gets wind of Hoffman's performance, he's going to be seriously pissed he didn't get the part.

Reader Comments
1. Vince - June 29, 2007 4:10 PM
I would totally fuck that zebra.