Morgan Spurlock Hunts Bin Laden, Stumbles on Holy Grail
Prior to becoming famous, Spurlock did some modelling work for the gay niche fetish magazine 'Burger Boyz'
Morgan Spurlock, that guy who ate McDonald's food for a month, whose last name is so metal that his parents had to name him "Morgan" to keep him from rocking too hard, is finishing up a documentary about the hunt for Osama. Details are still shrouded (burqa'd?) in secrecy, but according to Spurlock's DP (that's Director of Photography, not Double Penetration):
We've definitely got the Holy Grail. Visually this film is going to be gorgeous.
Meanwhile, Spurlock's editor said "The editing on this movie is going to be mega kickass," the boom operator said "People are going to cream their shorts when I give them aural pleasure," and the dolly grip said, "No one even knows what I do. Some people even think I'm a fag. I hate the movie business."