Jun 7 2007Milonakis Reveals Waiting Sequel, Genitals

Marry me, Andy, you loveable faux-adolescent, you.
Andy Milonakis revealed the news that a sequel to Waiting is shooting this summer, and that everyone but Ryan Reynolds would be back, if only for cameos. He also said some hilariously off the wall stuff! Such a little joker!
When pressed for more details, the always-offbeat Milonakis offered a few leaks that seem more imaginative than factual, including "It's set at a T.G.I. Fridays restaurant on the moon" and "I'm gonna go have sex with a boy." But he did reveal one plot point that we fully expect from his rebellious busboy character. "There'll be a lot more weed smoking," he promised.
Having worked in a few restaurants, I, like many others, was excited about the prospect of the first Waiting, only to be disappointed by a movie that was mediocre at best. It was true to life enough, just not very imaginative. On another note, if I was a child molester, I'd totally marry Andy Milonakis. I mean, how perfect is that? The guy will be like 57 and still look like a pre-adolescent boy. Unlike your mom, who's been circling the bowl for more than a decade. Anyway, 30 years plus of hot man-boy love. Think about it.

Reader Comments
1. Firsty - June 7, 2007 11:32 AM
First
2. Secondy - June 7, 2007 11:38 AM
Nice link in you name there firsty
3. Thirdy - June 7, 2007 11:50 AM
www.assholefever.com
sounds classy
4. JagedNS - June 7, 2007 12:42 PM
wait wait wait...the person in the picture is a male? nooooo....shut up. that's a grandma folks..no way that's a man.
*still can't believe they let Paris HIlton out of jail...time to start drinking and driving I guess*
5. Coco Arquette - June 7, 2007 3:50 PM
this fat fucking 30 year old kid is almost as annoying as dane cook. both of them need a bullet in the head.
6. Autonomous hands - June 7, 2007 4:11 PM
I've trained myself to tune out any words that come immediately after Dane Cook. Its like telling someone you don't like to eat shit. I know you don't like to eat shit, I know Dane Cook is actually a cock starved pie...hit....no...jok....see its happening again.
Oh, and Andy has helped me to get back in touch with myself. I haven't spent this much time masturbating since the Full House box set came out.
7. Johnny Ska - June 8, 2007 1:56 AM
The Dane train is about to be derailed. Don't worry.
8. Johnny Ska - June 8, 2007 1:56 AM
The Dane train is about to be derailed. Don't worry.