Jun 20 2007Marc Forster Bald, Directing Next Bond Movie
Peek-a-boo, bitch.
The producers of Bond 22, the follow-up to Casino Royale, have officially announced that Marc Forster will direct. Forster previously worked on Stranger Than Fiction, which was a lot better than I expected and actually gave Will Farrell something new to do, Finding Neverland, which touched my heart like not even Flappy could, and Monster's Ball, for which Halle Berry's tits won an Academy Award.
Forster also directed the upcoming Kite Runner movie and starred in a fantasy of mine where he oiled up his bald head and rubbed it on my man parts.
Reader Comments
1. Connor Crews - June 21, 2007 12:01 AM
I thought he made electro/techno/dance music?
Oh shit, I always get my bald guys mixed up, especially when watching Arrested Development. The most disturbing part of it is when they incenuate the character Tobias (who I often think is Jeffrey Tambor as George Sr.) has at one point fucked Portia de Rossi's character...
you know...
because she's lesbian.
2. Liger2007 - November 1, 2007 1:15 PM
Have you seen the website for the Kite Runner? www.kiterunnermovie.com There haveing a contest where you can win prizes and free screenings of the movie.