Jun 19 2007Jack Black Wants a Man-Witch, Please

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Jack Black backstage at the Tony Awards

Please forgive me for that headline, but Jack Black will be teaming up with Todd Phillips (Uh, I'm here for the gangbang?) on the upcoming comedy Man-Witch.

Black will play a schoolteacher who suddenly discovers he has witchlike abilities. Taken in by a coven, he is persuaded to attend a school for witches, only to discover that his classmates are all girls.

I was in class with all girls once. They were bad and I had to teach them a lesson. A sexy lesson, bouche! This will be latest in what one hopes will be a string of kickass Jack Black movies. He's also in Noah Baumbach's Margot at the Wedding, Michel Gondry's Be Kind Rewind, and Year One with Judd Apatow. If he can't find a hit with at least one of these, it might be time to go back to sitting on the couch doing whippets.

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1. Morgan - June 19, 2007 12:31 PM

Can we switch the spelling of that last line to whip-its or whip its or something that makes it seem less like he's doing dogs?

2. Vince - June 19, 2007 12:55 PM

No, I like the double entendre.

3. Bren - June 19, 2007 5:30 PM

You know, the dog thing never occured to me until someone mentioned it... MORGAN. I think perhaps you have hobbies better left unspoken.

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