Okay, now in this "scene", I'm going to beat a hooker to death with a stick. Ready on set? Director John Dahl has backed out of Punisher 2. Not that I really care, there's no way in hell I'm...

"Who wants to freestyle?" Screen Gems, a company responsible for more turds than...uh...a guy...that's, uh, always crapping, will be remaking The Big Chill. The movie will likely be retitled, but the original script by [Lawrence] Kasdan and Barbara Benedek...

Mr. Wizard survived hundreds of dangerous vinegar/baking soda concoctions. Don Herbert, the former children's TV science host better known as Mr. Wizard, died this morning after a long battle with an evil, more powerful wizard. Just kidding! As usual,...

"Matt Damon!" Alternate headline: Sequels Still Running Train on Hollywood Sam Jackson recently told MTV News that he's working on getting together a sequel to The Long Kiss Goodnight with Reny Harlin. The Long Kiss Goodnight came out in 1996...

"Hey, so God, you were just kidding about that whole 'no butt sex' thing, right?" Roughly $25 million in marketing support is being provided by U[niversal] parent GE (through its Ecomagination campaign), Sheraton Hotels & Resorts, Travelocity, Environmental Defense...

At one point, Pacey mistakenly believed wearing a canuck helmet would spare him severe beatings. Hey remember those Chevy Chase movies that came out in the 80s? No, not National Lampoon's, the other ones...Fletch. Remember those? Sorta? Well, IESB...

In some of the cutest casting that could possibly occur in a psychological thriller, real-life married couple Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany will play a fictional couple in the Guillermo del Toro-produced Birth: Daniel Simpson will direct the project,...

Retiring Bob Barker, now with more feral teeth. Just in case you've been under a rock far from Contestants' Row, you'll want to make sure to catch The Price is Right this Friday, which will be Bob Barker's last...