Jun 25 2007Hugh Hefner to Get Ratnered
Once you've been Ratnered you never feel truly clean again. (Miss July 1998, Lisa Dergan)
Brian Grazer optioned Hugh Hefner's life story a few years ago, and now Brett Ratner is set to direct. Grazer said he knew Ratner was the right man for the job when he saw Johnny Drama refuse to leave his hot tub until he'd gotten a part in Rush Hour 3. Nothing says famous like shitty guest spot on Entourage.
This should be good. Hugh Hefner is a great man, and the only thing that's better than a movie about big-titted women is a movie about big-titted women that Chris Tucker yells at.
Reader Comments
1. Coco Arquette - June 25, 2007 12:44 PM
here's the plot of the movie:
hot blonde girls with big plastic tits seek out a mature grandfather type to see who can screw the viagra popping bastard out of his millions.
2. Vince - June 25, 2007 12:52 PM
He's in his 80s now and still rich. I think he wins by default.
3. Coco Arquette - June 25, 2007 6:04 PM
vince- that's true, but that gold digging gutter slut holly is trying to get pregnant and she's trying to convince hef to marry her. if they would marry, have a kid, then split, she would be entitled to child support plus alimony. we're talking millions. plus if they marry and hef dies, hef would likely leave her millions in his will plus she would be entitled to 25% of his entire assets. either way, the money hungry cum guzzler knows all she has to do is fuck her great grandfather boyfriend to get paid. same goes for the other two senior citizen saggy ball suckers, kendra and the other stupid skank nobody cares about.