Cameron Diaz' Horrifying Box
June 29, 2007 Comments
"Don't go in my vagina..."
Yup, you guessed it, this entire post is basically an excuse to write that headline. The story is, Donnie Darko director Richard Kelly is directing a horror movie called The Box in which Cameron Diaz is set to star.
Kelly wrote the script based on Richard Matheson short story "Button, Button." Diaz will play a young woman given a mysterious box by a stranger. She's told that certain things will happen depending on which buttons she presses.
*snicker* I guess they decided "Button, Button" wasn't a clear enough vagina reference.
Other headlines for this story:
'Box' is a dark place for Diaz (Hollywood Reporter)
Kelly Taps Cameron Diaz's 'Box' (RopeofSilicon)
Diaz and her Box (JoBlo)
Cameron Diaz in Richard Kelly's Box (Coming Soon)
Cameron Diaz's magic swirling underoos end up in Richard Kelly's BOX!!! (AICN)[Editor's Note: LAME, as usual.]
Cameron Diaz Climbs Into Richard Kelly's "Box" (Rotten Tomatoes)