The Simpsons Movie site now has an amazing avatar feature where you can make yourself into a Simpsons character as easy as you make yourself into a tennis player in your little Wii thingy. Unfortunately, the system is more...

In news that's given the editorial staff of Us magazine huge boners, Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be in talks to portray Paris Hilton in a movie about her life, with Britney Spears supplying the music! Besides the obvious...

243-year-old magic toymaker Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) decides to retire, putting his hot, boy-haircut-sporting associate (Natalie Portman) in charge. Unfortunately, he also employs a stodgy accountant (Jason Bateman), who fulfills accountant stereotypes by denying the existence of magic and...

"Growing up in Canada, all I ever wanted was to be in Miami Vice" Jim Carrey will be the star and producer of the upcoming comedy Sober Buddies. What's it about? Glad you asked, douchebag! Andrew Kurtzman is writing...

"Don't go in my vagina..." Yup, you guessed it, this entire post is basically an excuse to write that headline. The story is, Donnie Darko director Richard Kelly is directing a horror movie called The Box in which Cameron...

Well, the Rush Hour 3 poster is out, and it's about as underwhelming as I imagine the movie to be. "This summer, they're kicking it in Paris." Yeah, that about sums it up. Same ingredients, same mediocre movie, except...

Judd Apatow buying Mark Brazill a tampon Okay, so this email exchange is like six years old, and was published like five years ago. I'm posting it because A. I'd never seen it before today, and I'm better than...

Michael Moore was scheduled to do a press conference today from the New York Stock Exchange in which he was to call for Wall Street investors and Main Street consumers to divest themselves of HMO, health insurance, and drug...